I want to give your brain a blowjob
I want to go down on your brain
and lick your brain’s clit
I’ll start by slowly licking along the folds of your right hemisphere
then I’ll firmly grip your occipital lobe
and start gently massaging your parietal lobe, with words and fingers
as I tease your prefrontal cortex with my warm breath
then I’ll press my lips firmly against your medial longitudinal fissure and suck deeply, creating a vacuum like in deep space
I’ll slip my pinky in between the gyruses of your somatosensory cortex, rubbing inside your sulcus
then I’ll focus my tongue on your frontal cortex, first gently, then strongly, all through your mesolimbic pathway, while rubbing my lower lip against your hypothalamus
and when you’re teased to the point where you can’t take it anymore, my mouth joyfully drowning in your delicious cerebrospinal fluid, I’ll finally lick your brain’s clit (I know you; your brain definitely has a clit) and really go to town.
I promise to be very, very careful with your amygdala. I know it’s sensitive.